
Labubu Sandals
Looking for:
They live in the center of every alley, know every neighbor’s pet, and somehow even the delivery guy’s love life. Loud, nosy, and soft-hearted underneath it all.
Eyewitness Report:
Said to spark life-changing conversations at convenience store counters, and can detect couple tension from three rows away on the bus.
Claims “this has nothing to do with me,” then types a full summary into the group chat.
Reward:
A pair of red-strap, black-bottom Japanese sandals will accept them as their only festival buddy.
Outfitted with social-buzz-absorbing soles, made for souls that thrive on gossip and good company.
⚠Height requirement: approximately 17cm. Only compatible with early woodland generations (Gen I-III body types). Others will not be recognized by the pairing seal.
If you find someone like this, place an order. The shoes will depart in 5 days and arrive within 4–8 business days.
Looking for:
They live in the center of every alley, know every neighbor’s pet, and somehow even the delivery guy’s love life. Loud, nosy, and soft-hearted underneath it all.
Eyewitness Report:
Said to spark life-changing conversations at convenience store counters, and can detect couple tension from three rows away on the bus.
Claims “this has nothing to do with me,” then types a full summary into the group chat.
Reward:
A pair of red-strap, black-bottom Japanese sandals will accept them as their only festival buddy.
Outfitted with social-buzz-absorbing soles, made for souls that thrive on gossip and good company.
⚠Height requirement: approximately 17cm. Only compatible with early woodland generations (Gen I-III body types). Others will not be recognized by the pairing seal.
If you find someone like this, place an order. The shoes will depart in 5 days and arrive within 4–8 business days.
