Labubu Clogs
Looking for:
Someone who resists hustle culture and lives by the sun, not a schedule.
They understand the quiet luxury of spacing out.
Eyewitness Report:
Said to have sunbathed so still that a bird perched on their shoulder.
Rumored to keep a notebook of the best 4PM lighting in every park.
Reward:
A pair of soft-soled, holey sandals will accept them as their only slow-paced match.
Comes with an “Any Time Is Break Time” lifetime pass.
⚠Height requirement: approximately 17cm. Only compatible with early woodland generations (Gen I-III body types). Others will not be recognized by the pairing seal.
If you find someone like this, place an order. The shoes will depart in 5 days and arrive within 4–8 business days.
Looking for:
Someone who resists hustle culture and lives by the sun, not a schedule.
They understand the quiet luxury of spacing out.
Eyewitness Report:
Said to have sunbathed so still that a bird perched on their shoulder.
Rumored to keep a notebook of the best 4PM lighting in every park.
Reward:
A pair of soft-soled, holey sandals will accept them as their only slow-paced match.
Comes with an “Any Time Is Break Time” lifetime pass.
⚠Height requirement: approximately 17cm. Only compatible with early woodland generations (Gen I-III body types). Others will not be recognized by the pairing seal.
If you find someone like this, place an order. The shoes will depart in 5 days and arrive within 4–8 business days.